I cannot even begin to describe to you people how utterly disturbing it is to wake up in the morning and see a commercial for a video game based on your life. People are profiting from my life - really I should be saying "my death", but that just takes this to a whole new morbid level that I don't even want to get into ( Read more... )

I tried to call Wesker today. He wanted to know how I got his number and why the hell I sounded like a dead man. It was bound to happen eventually. It happens to everyone at some point, doesn't it ( Read more... )

Dear Diary,

Today, I watched (for some limited definition of the word 'watched' because my eyes can't really move that fast) Stein and Marie beat the ever loving crap out of a priest before said priest disafuckingppeared into a sheet of fucking paper. Yes. Really. This is why I hate religion. Well, not this, specifically, because I admit I never ( Read more... )